简朴的英语头脑急转弯：
1.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (狡诈的男孩为什么想去钟表厂事情?)They want to make faces (make face 做鬼脸，做钟外貌)
2.What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)Crane (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)
3.What will you peak once you say it? (什么对象一说出来就冲破?) Silence (沉默沉静)
4.Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会厚道吗?)No, they wont They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，，依旧撒谎。)
5.What always goes up and never goes down? (什么对象只升不降?)Your age (你的年数)
6.Why is the lipary the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的修建物?)It has the most stories (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)
7.What is the smallest pidge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)The pidge of a nose (鼻梁)
8.A ship can contain only fifty persons Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship The shipsinks Why? (有一艘船只能容纳人，此刻已有人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么?)Because is a pigboat (那是潜水艇。pigboat，潜水艇)
9.What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)The river bank。(河岸。)
10.What month do soldiers hate?(武士憎恨什么月?)March。(行军。)
11.What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)A whole world (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)
12.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?)He wants to have a hot dog (他想要一条热狗。)
13.Why can a pide hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)Because someone will give her away (因为有人会检举她。Give away 检举，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)
14.What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums(鼓膜)
15.What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?A secret
16.What person tried to make you smile most of the time?A photographer
17.What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?A kitten(小猫)
18.What surprising things happen every hours?Day peaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't peak
19.What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?An echo(反映)
20.What do you know about the kings of France?They are all dead
21.What question can you never answer 'yes toAre you asleep?
22.Why do some old people never use glasses?They must prefer bottles to glasses
23.Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?Because the instructions on the paint can say Put on two coats for best results
24.What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office
25.What do workers do in a clock factory?They make faces all day
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