1.With half an eye
2.In one or two words
3.Two heads are better than one
5.At sixes and sevens
6.Wake a sleep wolf.
7.Look right and left.
8.Paint the lily.
10.Teach fish to swim.
1.The young man found himself (one too many).
2.He is (a fool of the first water).
3.Their service is (five-star).
4.The skirts are (second to none) in his shop.
5.TOM's uncle is (a three-bottle man).
1.The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
2、The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
3.The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, I am Napoleon!Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not!
4.a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!, he whined.
You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!! retorted the officer, You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!
1.What eight-letter word has only one letter in it
2.What five-letter word has only one left once you take
3.What seven-letter word has only three letters
4.What nine-letter word has seven left if you take four