1.How can you buy eggs and be certain there are no chickens
2.Which has more legs,a cow or no cow
3.What are you doing in front of the mirror and with you
1.Buy duck eggs or goose eggs.
2.No cow. A cow has only four legs but no cow has five legs.
3.I'm trying to see what I look 1ikewhen I'masleep.
1 Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt.
2 Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.
3 Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more.
4 One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
5 One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.
6 Pacific Lithograph.
7 Peggy Babcock.
8 Plague-bearing prairie dogs.
9 Please pay promptly.
10 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
1.Two mother sand daughters are planning to go to Londonby train.How many tickets should they buy
2.Where have I seen your face before
3.What al ways enters the house through the keyhole insteadof the front door
4.What's the best cure for insomnia
1.Three,for they're daughter,mother and grandmother.
2.Where it is now.
4.A good night's sleep.
1 Ed had edited it.
2 Flash message!
3 Flee from fog to fight flu fast.
4 Fred fed Ted pead, and Ted fed Fred pead.
5 Freshly fried fresh flesh.
6 Freshly-fried flying fish.
7 Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
8 Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy. Was he?
9 Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
10 Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.
1. why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 为什么在四月一日愚人节人们都很累?
答案：Because they have just had a long March因为他们刚度过了一个很长的三月(行军)march除了三月以外还有行军的意思。
2. what letter is an animal?哪个字母是一个动物?
3. What letter stands for the ocean? key:C(sea) 哪个字母坐落在海边?
4. what letter is a question? 哪个字母是一个问题?
5. what letter is your eye? 哪个字母是你的眼睛?
6. what letter is a vegetable? 哪个字母是一种蔬菜
7. what stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么东西即使放到冰箱中也是热的?
8. what fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永远都不会是单数?
9. With which hand do you write? key:neither,i use a pen!你用哪只手写字呢?
10. what man cannot live in a house?什么人不能住在房子里?
11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?
12. What question can you never answer Yes to?什么问题你永远也不能回答是
答案：Are you dead?(你死了吗?)Are you asleep?(你睡着了吗)
13. You have it.You read it.There're some pictures in it?你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么?
14. A mouse has a large pocket. What is it?一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么?
15. It has a head ，but no neck.It has a body，but no warmth.NO feet，but can travel?它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。